Monday, July 30, 2012

'Miscellaneous' seems to be the hardest word.

To spell! What? Oh....yeh. Sorry about that. Sorry too for being away for sooooo long. Really it has been too long. It deserves all those 'O's. There are so many unfinshed posts started with many important  facts that will now never be devulged and of course there were so many unfortunate circumstances that led to my invaluable skills and wisdom being used elsewhere and I owe you all an explanation but frankly only the weak and craven cower behind excuses. The hour is late and I must say what must be said!

First things first, this stunning peice of Koosist art comes to you courtesy of  Wickfield. It is a section of a larger work and is a good reminder to oneself that like all art, cartoon art has the power to transmit emotional states  between autonomous consciousnesses like old-fashioned analog telepathy. Emotional states are so easily betrayed by words because of their infinite variation and nuance. Unless you're a psychopath of course. You might be! Eeek! If so you're probably not very impressed with Koosalagoopagoop there. It's a sure sign. However, I will concede that he is a rather non-threatening dragon and it wasn't really worth him auditioning for the Hobbit movie.

Don't worry Kusi, mon ami, it's sure to be bag o' shite anyway. It's got that jerk from the dud version of 'Hitchhikers' in it. I'm sure it'll be very nice and all but give me a Sergio Leone flick any day of the year. There's only about 7 of them so that would get pretty repetitive too.

What a world eh? Hey no response for attacking Christianity and athieism in the last post. No-one cares. I'm more likely to get a kicking for attacking Mortin Freedman who's name I've subtely changed in case he's ego-surfing when i post this. See! I do have some feelings. Anyway in case you were wondering, yes, Koosism is a real religion and is registered as such within this particular political unit. Perhaps you out there in non-Ukogbanian nations may like spread this to some more? The drawback is that while it is a real religion, it is not a belief system. Koos may be a bit fat in appearance but he's very thin in terms of having anything to offer other than a cheap laugh at some hapless antics in an old cartoon show. He is, after all the imaginary creation of an imaginary creation. He does weirdly enough share his name with a native Amerindian name for a certain flower with some rather magical properties. Not his full name, obviuosly. That really would be an incredible coincidence. Let's not bring those up again.


Yeh. What a world! Er...is that a hint?  Yes- The world is going to shit! We need your inspired leadership! Nah. Thw world's always going to shit! I'm busy with this now! I'm warning you, you fat fucker! Who are you again? You know very well who I really am! What is this, the fucking Prisoner or something?  Yes! I feel like a new man! Hahahahahahahaha!

One for the Leo McKern fans there. Look. Obviously there's too much to talk about. There was actually an electoral and constitutional reform proposal in one of the early versions of this. I know! That's not going to happen tonight. Radical stuff too some of it. Codify the role of commercial  and civil interest groups and bring them into the realm of democratic accountable governance. Re-define legislators as professionals employed to achieve specific goals aggreed at the outset of their democratic mandate. All very confusing and muddled.In deference to common sense and sage moderation I shall restrict my comments on the affairs of the real world to:

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Hats off this week to:
Danny Boyle for his chimneys.... where was 'Telstar'?
Gideon Coe for 68 special (but never interrupt Morricone, even if it is for Helter Skelter) & Maconie as well for 'Watcher'
Brian Dunning. Scottish suicide dogs! Nice!
J David Markham (Napoleon hat)
and Shin Lam who wouldn't let it go.